Little Known Dog Facts

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Time for a Laugh

So, I have these funny people who live at my house. My very own jesters. Yesterday, the kids were helping me clean the house for my book club. Christian was dusting a dish and vase. This is the conversation I heard:
Ashton: Christian, that is Depression glass.
Christian: What is that?
Ashton: That means it came from the Depression.
Christian: Is that old?
Ashton: Yeah, the Depression was more than 70 years ago.
Christian: Wow. Is that even older than Mom?
Ashton: Yeah, way older.
Christian: Whoa...

Thanks, Bud. Good thing you've got that face on you.

Plus, someone I know won't take naps anymore. Here is a semi-common scene at dinner:


Also, ever since the tragedies of the balloon, the paci, and the Target potty (see past posts, if you're lost at this point), she has a nervous thing. I don't know what to call it. She holds her hair. Every time we go outside or she sits on the potty, she holds her hair. I asked her if she was becoming OCD. She said, "yep." Christian said to me one day, "Mom, do we need to take her to therapy?" Maybe so. P.S. Thank you for all the comments about her jacket. It has been such a huge success that I put it on her her for all her pictures. Even potty pictures. :)

Harley-Davidson

We went on a field trip today to the Harley-Davidson shop. It was amazing. 80% of the building was made from recycled materials. They also make custom wheelchairs for kids. Way to go Harley-Davidson! So very cool.

My kids thought the whole thing was fantastic. Roxie kept pointing and saying, "Look, Mom, motorcycles!" The big kids wanted to take pictures of cool motorcycles.
Christian's pic: And Ashton's pic:

Plus, there is a little restaurant there. We got some delicious fries.It was a lovely time. Who knew I could become so smitten with Harleys?

Pink pancakes

For all my growing up years, my cute mama made us pink heart shaped pancakes for breakfast on Valentine's day. So, I have carried on the tradition. Except this year I decided that I am done with artificial food coloring, so I used pureed strawberries. They didn't make the pancakes very pink. Next year I will use raspberries. If that doesn't work, I will juice a beet. That will work. But, since I put berries in them anyway, I thought berry coloring would be easier. Plus, I'm not sure beet pancakes would be delicious.
Ashton set the table and Christian made Valentines for everyone and left them on our plates. He is trying to escape my camera, but I caught a glimpse of him as he ran in his huge nightshirt...
Doug had to work, so the kids and I went to his office and heart-attacked his car. I forgot my camera. We ended the day with a family candle light dinner. My kids think Valentine's Day is a family holiday, not a sweetheart holiday. I'm OK with that. It's more fun for everyone that way. Doug and I can have a sweetheart day another day.

Valentine party

Today, we went to a homeschool Valentine party. It was lovely. We began preparing for it on Sunday by making our Valentine boxes:
Then, today, we went to the party. It was a skating party. The kids think skating is the coolest thing. Especially Roxie. There were well over 200 homeschoolers there. I love it. (No, we didn't have to bring Valentines for all 200+ kids. They had a very tricky method of exchange. I was impressed.)
It wore the Rox out, though, and she had a HUGE temper tantrum in the car on the way home. (Yeah, I know I sang her praises yesterday, and I still would. No kid is perfect. Especially a two year old kid.) So, when we came in, I put her in a chair in the kitchen for time out. This is what happens when you put an extremely tired toddler in time out:
Ahhh... what a day...

Funny tiny girl

I think "terrible twos" is a bunch of hooey. Two year olds are hilarious. (I am fully aware that not all two year olds are peaches, and that my current two year old is particularly wonderful. BELIEVE ME. I KNOW. I have had the other kind, too. But, really, it is a fun age.) I love this age when they start talking and you get to know what is going on in their tiny brains. Just at this very moment, Ashton has been playing the piano and Roxie has been begging her to play "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam," but Ashton has been busy playing other things. (I shall post another video of her playing soon.) Finally, Roxie gave up and came in to whine to me about it. After a minute or two, we heard Sunbeam coming from the piano. Roxie jumped up and RAN into the living room and was laughing so hard from excitement that she couldn't even sing along. That laughter is contageous, I tell you.

Here are a few other funny things she has said lately:

I was on the phone and when I hung up, Roxie asked me, "Who was it, Mom?" (She always asks even if she knows who it is.)
"Namma."
"Name is Kaye, Mama."
What the heck? How did she know her Namma's name is Kaye?

We were reading a book about Leonardo Da Vinci. He spent some time in Milan. We were discussing where Milan is and Christian decided to get the globe. We found Milan on the globe and Roxie climbed up on my lap and said, "Want to see MULAN!"

Happy Birthday, Elasta Girl

About 12 years ago, when I was in cosmetology school, I met a girl whom I immediately loved. I called (and still call) her Hillyerie. She calls me Little Jessica. After we had been friends for a few years, we both became pregnant, within a few months of each other, with our first babies. We told each other by mailing each other pictures of stick figures with bellies and tiny stick figures inside the big bellies. Aren't we just the funniest?

Well, my first baby turned 9 in November. Hillyerie's turned 9 yesterday. (Hillyerie's daughter's blog-superhero name is Elasta Girl, so I will call her that.) Ashton and Elasta Girl have been friends since Elasta Girl was born. I have been thinking about how grateful I am for such a wonderful girl for Ashton to have as a friend. As every mother does, I want wonderful friends for my children. Elasta Girl is just that. And although they don't live close enough anymore for the girls to get together terribly often, when they do, they are so happy and so cute together. It does a mother's heart good.

So, I put together a few pictures of them together through the years. Somehow, I don't have recent pictures of them together, so you'll just have to enjoy the tiny Ashton and Elasta Girl.This was taken when Hillyerie and her girls visited me in the hospital to meet tiny Roxie:
So, Happy Birthday to Elasta Girl and thank you for being Ashton's friend. And thank you Hillyerie for being my friend and having such wonderful daughters.