Saturday, November 6, 2010

Caught Red-Handed

We have a very strict do not put anything in Sophie's mouth rule in our house. If someone wants to give her a paci, they have to hand it to her and let her put it in her own mouth (not that she sucks on them). Otherwise, things get a little out of hand. Seriously.

The other day, Ashton and I were sitting on the couch chatting, Roxie and Sophie were sitting on the floor and Christian was playing with my phone (which he is usually not allowed to do, but I was feeling generous, I guess). I looked up at Sophie and she had a paci in her mouth and looked like she was about to tip over backwards. As if someone had put her paci in her mouth and shoved it in so hard it threw her off balance. Hmmm.

Mom: "ROXIE, did you put that paci in her mouth?"

Roxie: (Incredulously) "NO!"

Christian: "Yes she did, Mom. And I have the picture to prove it!"
Wow. What are the chances? I laughed like I haven't laughed in a long time. I'm still laughing. Don't worry. Roxie still earned consequences for breaking the rule and for lying. I just laughed and had tears streaming down my cheeks while I enforced said consequences.

So, the moral? Either don't lie (the best moral) or at least make sure your brother doesn't have the camera when you feel like being naughty.

6 comments:

Mark and Stacey Roylance said...

ummmmm pretty sure im laughing so hard right now too! Same rule applies in my house...but i NEVER get proof like this! Thanks for the laugh!

Shan said...

My favorite is the face Roxie is making trying to "help" her get it into her mouth. I laughed so hard at that story I think I peed just a tiny bit.

J Bailey said...

oh my goodness, how do you not laugh at that! That is the best story ever!!! too funny

APete said...

Too funny! You better watch that camera now, though. Christian might try to turn into the picture-tattle-tale police! :)

Stacy said...

I agree with Panda. Only, I think he might become a super sleuth. "Christian the Spy." I like it :)

kidquotes said...

Hilarious!